That's right, "Tradesmen." It was a very aristocratic sort of looking
down on the Chamberlains. Well, of course, Chamberlain had just sold out
England, you know, and just acted sawful. But he said, "If my uncle,
Winston Churchill, gets to be Prime Minister, I will go because I know
that he will fight." I said, "Why do you know that he'll fight?" And he
said, "Because he and his crowd own England and they will fight for what
is theirs. Even if they don't own it, they think they do so they'll
fight."
[Laughter] So, sure enough, the
next summer, he appeard again on the scene with Decca and he is on his
way to Canada to join the Canadian Air Force and they stayed with the
Straights again. Well, anyway, we went to another party at the Straights
and they came to another party at our house and once again, we thought
that Esmond was the most fascinating creature that there ever was and
one of the most brilliant and attractive and so on. His wife was again,
beautiful and quiet. So, he came out into the kitchen while I was fixing
the spaghetti or whatever and he always called me "Old Virginny," you
know, from the song, "Carry Me Back
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Virginny." He was very endearing and he said, "Old Virginny, don't you
think that you could keep dear Decca the weekend that I'm gone? You
know, the Straights are going up to New York and she will be all alone
and I am sure that she will be so lonely and if you will just keep her
for the weekend, I can't tell you how I would appreciate it." I said,"
Well, Esmond, I'm terribly sorry, but I am going to the Democratic
Convention in Chicago." This was in 1940, July of 1940. I said, "I am
leaving almost immediately." He said, "Well, that will be wonderful,
just take Decca with you. We have money and she will be no expense
whatsoever and this will take her mind off my leaving and just be
great." Well, I didn't want to take her a bit. One of the young men that
worked in Cliff's office, Red James, was going to drive me out and
another girl and I didn't want her to go. I was going to appear before
the platform committee and make a presentation of the anti-poll tax bill
[unknown] and I was all busy politicking and making
dates to see this person and that. Well, he persuaded me to take her.
So, we went by the morning that we left for Chicago and got her. Well,
we started out and she stopped in Silver Springs, she stopped every
fifteen minutes and said that she had to go to the restroom. Well, the
boy that was driving said, to me "You've got a weak bladder and we will
never get to Chicago. No one will ever get there if we have to stop
every fifteen minutes." I said that I just didn't believe that she could
possibly pee that much, it just wasn't possible.
[Laughter] I suspected something else and so, I went in and
there she was, throwing up her toenails, she was pregnant, you see. Sick
as a dog and she threw up and threw up. Well, she threw up all morning
and we had to stop a very frequent intervals for her to throw up, but by
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get better. And when we got to Chicago, she was some better, she would
just throw up in the mornings. So, we got to Chicago and we went down to
the Sheraton Hotel, where all the big doings were, and who did I see the
minute that we got there but Lyndon Johnson. By this time, he and I were
great friends. So, Lyndon saw me and Alvin Wirtz, you know that he was
the Undersecretary of the Interior. So, Decca by this time was looking
very glamorous beautiful and they immediately made us honorary delegates
on the Texas delegation. We got big hats and lariats and things and
badges to let us in and out. We had the greatest time that you can
imagine. So, we sat with the Texas delegation on the floor and had a
wonderful time, but what I worried about, they didn't have air
conditioning then and the coliseum must have been 110 degrees in the
shade. It was horribly hot and the ladies room was just miles away. So,
I said to Maury Maverick, "You know, I've got a young English girl with
me who throws up all the time and what in the name of God are we going
to do?"
[Laughter] And Maury had on a
great big hat, a sombrero, made out of real fine felt. So, he goes over
and sweeps off his hat like Sir Walter Raleigh and says to Decca,
"Madame, use my hat if you need it." Well, Decca said that she felt like
Queen Elizabeth, she never felt so glamourous and courtly. Fortunately,
she didn't throw up in his hat, she kept the hat in her lap all the
time, but she didn't ever throw up in it. But we had the most marvelous
time because it was just so much fun. That was when Henry Wallace got to
be vice-president you know and I was all for him and marched in his
parade and waved my cornstalk. It was just a wonderful lot of fun. So,
by the time that we got back to Washington, Decca had stopped throwing
up so much and she was feeling pretty good. But she came to our house
and didn't go to the
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the Straights were still gone. So, I said, "Decca, what are you going to
do?" She said, "Well, I am going to go to New York and get a job in a
dress shop or something." I said, "Well, you can't go if you are
throwing up so much still."