You remember they had caught me on Friday night. And I asked you to go
with me to the jailhouse to see about it. The officers were real nice
about it. I'd been robbed. Everything in my pocketbook was stolen, and I
didn't have no driver's license, so I got caught. And they wrote me out
a citation to be down at the jailhouse on Saturday. I went down there
and took this gentleman along with me in case. I didn't have any
driver's license, so I had my car parked right out in front of the
jailhouse. And they had a real nice police chief here in Newton by the
name of W. W. Hendricks. We went up to the jailhouse, and he was mean,
wasn't he, when you called him that? And he said, "Would you give us
twenty-five dollars to forget about it?" I told him no. When I paid my
taxes, I didn't have no twenty-five dollars to give. He said, "Well,
I'll put you in jail. I'll just lock you up." And I give Robert my key.
I said, "Robert, you drive the car home." And I says, "You'll have to
let me go Monday morning." And he says, "Just
why will
I have to let you go on Monday morning?" I said, "I was talking to a
highway patrolman out here, and he told me that there wasn't a damn
thing that you or no body else could do about my driver's license. 'If
they were good in Raleigh, 'he said, ‘they can hold you till Monday, and
you can get them."’ And he said, "Well:
[laughter]
Well, in that case, if you'll get your duplicate driver's
license, then we'll let you go." And we drove on out. But the maddest
I've ever been in my life, though… It's awful that the cops would swear
lies. Me and a good friend of mine run a red light over here in
Page 55 North Newton, and they said we was doing
forty-five miles an hour under the red light. They lied. In the
thirty-five-mile zone, we were doing eighty-five when we were under that
red light.
[laughter] Well, isn't that
true? He did lie, didn't he?