Not the whole room. They had the head lights, but not the T.V. lights. So
he pulled the damn plug out and says, "We're not
coming." And he says, "Put your handkerchief on your
face." We all did, you know.
[laughter]
"We're not coming forward until you live up
to your agreement. You agreed no camera and I'm not going to
have you fooling around." So we went up and pleaded the fifth
and the guy was not on the news. But you do a lot of crazy things to
help out the client. There are dirty tricks. I played a lot of dirty
tricks. I forget who it was or the circumstances, but I had somebody
that couldn't be there. His wife was having an operation or
something and I went to see
Page 33 the counsel who is
sort of famous now. He's an editor of the right wing Buckley
newspaper. He was the Assistant Counsel. I saw him and I said,
"The guy can't be here. His wife's having
an operation and he'll be here later." And the
fellow says, "Okay, don't worry." So I
don't trust him. So I went to the hearings by myself and sat
in the second row and what do they do? They call the guy. "Will
so and so please come forward? Where is the guy?"
"He's not here." "We'll
have to issue a subpoena and send the marshall out to arrest him. We
can't have these people so and so." I stood up and
said, "Hey, we had an agreement. The agreement was that he
didn't have to come today. He'll be here next week
as agreed." And they said, "We didn't have
any agreement. Who are you? You can't use our committee as a
Communist dump."
[laughter] I got
the word in, you know. And it's very embarrassing to have to
do that. But it was sort of a war, you know. I mean, you
couldn't trust them one minute and they probably felt the
same way about us. But the dirtiest thing, the first time I went there
by myself it was some CIO people and I saw the Associate General Counsel
of the CIO. We did all the CIO people in addition to the Auto Workers.
And it was a guy named Tom Harris, a very nice fellow who was the
Associate General Counsel of the CIO. And I said, "Tom, why
don't you go down?" "No, no, no. We have a
lot of conservative unions we represent and they don't want
to be involved, so you go." And I said, "Okay. What do
I do if they ask my client if they got their lawyer through the
Communist Party," which they had to ask. He says,
"There's only one thing you can do. Stand
Page 34 up, walk over and hit the guy in the
lip."
[laughter] I said,
"Tom, come on." He says, "That's
the only thing you can do." So those were my instructions. They
didn't ask for it. But I wouldn't have done
it.